Monday, December 12, 2005
Christmas toys all over the place
Ah. The good old days where kids like myself really do get toys for Christmas.
13 days to Christmas. I don't have a wish-list. But since Christmas is a time for giving, here's a little something for everyone.
(Puts on Santa hat and robe)
1. Felicia
Ahh... My minesweeper buddy. =) I would have given you "The Complete Idoit's Guide to Minesweeper", but I don't think you need it. Instead, you receive: Talking CK portrait, Photoshopped Edition (to prevent late night scares). Think Harry Potter style. The purpose of which is to dish out praises whenever you require. Example:
You: Am I pretty?
Portrait: Yes.
You: Am I cute?
Portrait: Yes.
You: Do I look fat in this?
Portrait: Yes. (Oops)
You: #^&*$^#&^$@
Recommended usage: once a day. Excessive usage can lead to unexpected side effects such as bloated head and "floating in the air" sensations in the tummy. Note: The physical or verbal abuse of the Portrait is strictly prohibited in the event that the given reply is undesirable (see above example).
2. HonSeng
A pity that you couldn't join us for carolling this year! Oh well, there's always next year, during which you would be clearing leave already! I would have given you "Voucher for unlimited redemption of PS games", but I reckon you are already playing enough! Stop gaming and watch your msn screen once in a while! You receive: "Get out of outfield training free" card, 5 charges. Use it wisely, bro =)
3. Audrey
Hello there! My movie pal (together with her bro) for many a Saturdays lately. I would have given you a "The bearer is above the age of 18" card, for all those M18 shows that you are denied, but I figured you won't be needing it in another 2 months time. So, you receive: Bottle of "Elixar of Smackdown", tiny. For use on mortal enemies only. Use sparingly; anything in excess of 2 drops will cause mortal damage, which would really spoil all the fun. Enjoy!
4. Shermaine
Hmmm.... I originally wanted to give you a book of "1001 Sweet Nothings to Say to your Lover", but the thought of it being used was quite, er, disturbing. So instead, you receive: Complete DVD collection of [insert-anime-name-here]. Can't go wrong with that, I suppose. Hell, I'll throw in a bonus for old-time's sake: Idiot's Guide to Japanese: As Heard in Cookie-Cutter Anime Shows. Tada! Oh, and a DIY Popcorn Maker, to go with the DVDs. =)
(Takes off Santa hat and robe)
More when I think of them, or when I feel like it, or when I get less lazy, whichever comes first!
{/11:17 AM}
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