Tuesday, December 13, 2005
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Why is nobody interested in going to Verona? SIAN. LIKE THAT I HOW TO GO. =(
Anyway back to the presents...
(puts on Santa hat and robe)
5. Chin Yaw
How's University life, eh? I would have you know that Miss Lim is extremely disappointed that none of her protégés has joined her NTU Choir. How can like that! Anyway, you receive: Soccer Boots of Awesomeness. On equip, gives +10 strength, +10 agility, +15 accuracy, and +15 beauty. And, it has the bling-bling factor, and inspires fear in your opponents just by the look of it. Now you can mock them all: Drool, you mere mortals!
6. Benjamin
Ah. The brooding artist. You should sing more and draw less. Because I dislike artists, as a general rule. Because I can't draw to save my life. You receive: The One Tuning Fork. You notice some engravings on it; looks like letters. On closer inspection you realise it's just rust. You sense an immense power oozing from within it. You shiver in fear. In your mind, flashbacks of the torture-days of old, those brutal sectionals. You try to melt it in the fire, to get rid of it, but to no avail. You try to auction it off on e-Bay; nobody wants a dirty, old, out-of-tune tuning fork. You sigh in resentment, and place it in a prominent position in your house, as befit it's status as The Tuning Fork handed down from generations of Tenor SLs.
7. Thomas
Hello! I have an awesome gift for you. I'm sure you will like it. You receive: Life-size Night Elf Doll. Fully programmed for any activity imaginable. Role-playing manual included. Keep away from small children. Batteries not included.
(takes off Santa hat and robe)
I'm having an extremely lethargic day.
{/3:37 PM}
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